Tailor Made For Bruce

One Thing That Shocked Me About Forest City at the CB2 hearing and the subsequent ESDC hearings was the poor quality of their clothing. Ill fitting suits, horribly cut jackets, tacky ties, cheap material...the range of poor taste was remarkable in its depth and variety.

One would imagine, when scanning their greasy thumbs over a map of the city, figuring which property to get the state to steal next, they would have stumbled on J Press or even Brooks Brothers by now, but it's painfully obvious they haven't. Is it appropriate for people pilfering billions from the state to strut around in polyester-blend double-pleated pants?

Never one to let our brethren run about town ill clothed, the kind citizens of Fort Greene, Prospect Heights and Park Slope have given a Forest City a new suit.